April 2021

Cloud | tfln | @ bs 1. Oh no it’s bring yor chld to work day…I’m not drunk enough for this. 2. and i was just like oh shit i’m getting felt up by a 15 year old. 3. It’s a big world…..someone has to fuck it up. 4. I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow. 5. I was just referred to as ‘the margarita slut’ by an 11 year old. 6. [ Text him! ] Sephiroth @ sefirot | tfln | @ bs I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave. Leon @ rcpd | tfln | @ bs Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place. Cloud | tinder | @ bs ✓ ✕ Sephiroth @ sefirot | tinder | @ bs I can't believe you're trying to expand your family this way. How desperate are you?? Aerith @ thelastancient | tfln | @ bs Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again. Zack @ gongagahero | tfln | @ bs I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner. Zack @ heroproceeding | tfln | @ bs anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence! Jessie @ rasberry | tfln | @ bs I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room. Tifa @ mylockedheart | tfln | @ bs Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry. Sephiroth @ sefirot | tfln | @ bs extra... Peter Lukas @ nonsolum | texting | @ bs I have a delivery for Lukas, where do you want it? Cloud | tfln | @ bs 1. Who masturbates to the food network? 2. I just told the sun to stop yelling at my face hung over... 3. I don't think I ever seen a pic of them on fb with their pants on. 4. The bouncer invited me to their pj party next weekend 5. [ Text him! ]

February 2021

Cloud | tfln | @ bs 1. have you ever finished a test in 30 minutes and no one else was even close to being done? Thats the story of how I got 1st class. 2. that feeling when ur wating for him to come back with a towel. thats what its like being 1st class. 3. when you're a kid and think you're struggling then come to find out it gets worse forever after adulthood. The sequel which tells the story of my quitting 1st class. 4. thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing. My upcoming made for tv series on how i turned from 1st class to freelance cross-dressing merc. 5. text him! Cloud | tfln | @ bs 1. I lose more brain cells whenever she opens her mouth than I would swimming in mako for 8 years of my life. 2. My Dora the explorer band-aid does not cover up the shame I feel right now. 3. I found nail polish and started playing a game I made up called “paint a nail, do a shot”. 4. sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick. 5. [ Text him! ]

December 2020

Sephiroth @ sefirot | tfln | @ bs Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire. Cloud | tfln | @ bs 1. I lost all the rounds of maria kart, but I got pizza rolls out of it. 2. Why does everyone want me to meet their mom? 3. I just had an extremely erotic dream about being on the titanic with Billy Zane. 4. I cried, listening to crazy by gnarls barkley on repeat. I'm not in the mood. 5. [ Text him! ] Leon @ rcpd | tfln | @ bs I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.

September 2020

Cloud | sexting | @ bs top level Cloud | tfln | @ bs top level Leon Scott Kennedy (rcpd) | tfln | @ bs "As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a copn, I have to tell you to not do that again." Connor (toyboy) | tfln | @ bs "I haven't decided what style of fashion I like, so I've been wearing the Lieutenant's clothes." USERNAME | LOG/POST/SPECIFIC DATE/ETC | VERSION "This is meant to be a quote about the thread or something." USERNAME | LOG/POST/SPECIFIC DATE/ETC | VERSION "This is meant to be a quote about the thread or something."