memes ; overflow

[atoysoldier]

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stunglasses ; tfln

[atoysoldier]

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What do you mean cut you a deal??

[stunglasses]

You know. Give me a coupon. A discount. Something.

sefirot ; tfln

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You really think there's a future where you actually win, don't you?

Re: sefirot ; tfln

[sefirot]

You don't? With all the random chance in life, surely even you can admit that there is perhaps even a single instance that leads to my success.

cetra ; tfln

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It wasn't that big of a deal.

[cetra]

Are you doubting my break in skills? I could have gotten you in no problem!

velvetshot ; tfln ( shh shh, there is no sorry c: )

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Because it's not the conversation I don't care about, it's you messing up Reno I don't care about.

[velvetshot]

Oh.

Alright, then. As long as you aren't planning on stopping me.

shinraheir ; tfln

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[ Well, that's easy enough. He should have asked for more. Cloud doesn't respond until he's in front of the large complex where Rufus' suite is. ]

I'm here, buzz me in.

looking_sharp ; tfln

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[ ..what the hell does that mean? ]

Whatever.

Re: looking_sharp ; tfln

[looking_sharp]

Nibelheim

plate_builder ; tfln

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There's no issue. I'll deliver the filters.

[ Tifa will kick his ass if he loses a customer. Especially over communication issues. Tifa shouldn't hear about this..! ]

I'll throw in some fish food.

Re: plate_builder ; tfln

[plate_builder]

That is not required, but the offer is kind. If you see anyone else leaving things by my door, do inform me.

backwater ; tfln

[atoysoldier]

[ No.. no.. it's not like that .. dammit Zack. I just.. it's.. dammit. ]

ok

[ What am I supposed to say? I don't know.. Tifa and you.. Aerith.. you.. You all deserve better. ]

Re: backwater ; tfln

[backwater]

no its not ok
stop fucking
just stop ok bc we were
i think you need to know that i
fuckfuckfuxkfuckfuckrfcckkxufkficfuckfuck
sure
gnight, cloud.

goons ; tfln

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How much do you charge?

[goons]

You couldn't afford me.

rcpd ; tfln

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That doesn't sound like it was all that bad if you have a 70% chance of going back again.

Re: rcpd ; tfln

[rcpd]

Oh, and I also heard the city bus, and the passengers getting on and off of it.

But it's almost guaranteed sex so I dunno...

tfln @ wro

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You said you didn't intentionally smell like daddy issues.

tfln @ petitepistol

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Yours is peach fuzz, mine is amazing.

[petitepistol]

I DONT HAVE FRIGGING PEACH FUZZ, STRIFE.

tfln @ fair_hearted

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Way to set up the stage for disappoint. Now they'll be for sure judging me.

You shouldn't have said that.

Re: tfln @ fair_hearted

[fair_hearted]

I panicked, okay? And it's Shinra; you know everyone kind of judges everyone.

Besides, let's face it: you're pretty.

rcpd ; tfln

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Inclined to slap me?

Re: rcpd ; tfln

[rcpd]

Naw. I'd just keep my hands to myself. I'd never slap you.

chainstrike ; tfln

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I am so uncomfortably lost.

[chainstrike]

forget about it. thanks for the, uh... picture~

feinter ; tfln

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Ok.



But.. I want to

[feinter]

Why?

rcpd ; tfln

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I think you can check protein levels at the doctors? Or is that iron - or is that the same thing?

Re: rcpd ; tfln

[rcpd]

Eh, I'm not sure. I just know she sees me or anyone being tired = she gives me/them food. She's already in grandma mode.

If she met you, she'd find a reason to feed you.

divekicked ; tfln

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You don't get it? It's

I thought that was clever.

[divekicked]

No, I get it! I've just never seen that word before.

And I didn't know you made puns, either.

petitepistol ; tfln

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I didn't hurt myself. I don't need a bandage. Looks weird.

[petitepistol]

well
do a crop circle and fix it??

cetra ; tfln

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Are you confusing drunk with poetic?

[cetra]

Maybe they're just the same thing. I think I would make a cute forest witch or maybe wood nymph. Right?

divekicked ; tfln

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I'm not mad. Just weirded out. What even is this? Why is this a thing?

[divekicked]

Have you heard about the new documentary that's really popular? About that rich man from topside with all the monsters at his house?

I think it's a joke based on that.

angelheart ; tfln

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Why are you conspiring about murder at this birthday party? The only thing I'm murdering are these cake shots.

You want to see me dressed up.

You want to laugh at me.

Re: angelheart ; tfln

[angelheart]

I am not conspiring anything, I just find your particular mercenary brand peculiar. And now I need to go, they have cake shots, come on, be nice!

I feel insulted you have such a low opinion of me, why would I want to go laugh when there are shots on the line?

rcpd ; tfln

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That's right, I'm going to have to pull out all the moves. Intensely threatening you here, Leon.

[rcpd]

Don't. Please. No.

fleural ; tfln

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Revenge. I might need your help. It's a big deal, Aerith, can I count on you?

[fleural]

Of course!!!

Who are we getting revenge on, and what can I do?

meteorwing ; tfln

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Yeah, it's a real thrill, I'll take that payment via venmo.

Re: meteorwing ; tfln

[meteorwing]

I'm sure it must be for you. Fine, fine how can I find you there?