Memes ; May 2020

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May ✦ 2020

texting ▸ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ ☄ sᴛʀɪꜰᴇ @ bakerstreet ; Gladiolus ❪bul_wark❫ ; Rinoa ❪meteorwing❫

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the phone sex sexting ▸ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ ☄ sᴛʀɪꜰᴇ @ bakerstreet ; Aerith ❪florant❫

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the shipping picture prompt ▸ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ ☄ sᴛʀɪꜰᴇ @ bakerstreet ; Aerith ❪florant❫

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the midnight text ▸ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ ☄ sᴛʀɪꜰᴇ @ bakerstreet ; Elena ❪petitepistol❫

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the midnight text ▸ Vincent Valentine ❪lapses❫ @ bakerstreet

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ic contact ▸ Andrea ❪yolked❫

.. Hello?

city at night ▸ @ bakerstreet ;

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THE FAKE RELATIONSHIP ▸ Venom @ anothermission ;

This is such bullshit.

texting ▸ Zack ❪fair_hearted❫ @ bakerstreet

Pizza or tacos?

texting ▸ Elena ❪petitepistol❫ @ bakerstreet

Someone with your description just got kicked out of 7-11. What did you do.

sexting ▸ @ bakerstreet ; Gladiolus ❪bul_wark❫

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tfln ▸ Cor ❪immortalmarshal❫

You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.

tfln ▸ Andrea ❪yolked❫

I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis.

tfln ▸ Zack ❪backwater❫

ok but is it a violation of the bro code if bro don't remember u and maybe stole ur identity that 1 time inquiring minds need to know

tfln ▸ Red XIII❪stardustray❫

It's fine. I'll get it for you. They don't typically check my ID.

tfln ▸ Sephiroth ❪supersoldier❫

Hungover. Be in at noon. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so everyone thinks I’m in.

tfln ▸ Rude ❪stunglasses❫

Look, I need your help, not your judgment.

tfln ▸ Reno ❪emr❫

talk all the shit you want but i slept in an oversized monster truck tire last night

tfln ▸ Tifa ❪unbridled_strength❫

You are an awesome peach made of glitter.

tfln ▸ Roche ❪redlines❫

she made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. i think i'm being punished but i have no clue what i did.

tfln ▸ Rufus ❪ambitiousblond❫

The only thing Veld asked me was.... "how are you still alive"?

tfln ▸ Aerith ❪cetral❫

I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.

tfln ▸ Reeve ❪plate_builder❫

What. The. Fuck. Did. You. Do?

tfln ▸ Rude ❪looking_sharp❫

You fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?

tfln ▸ Zack ❪legacy_blade❫

This is the third time this month someone I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???

tfln ▸ Angeal ❪wingsofhonor❫

I have only been here for a week and I might contribute to a dumpster fire on accident.

tfln ▸ @ bakerstreet ;

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tfln ▸ Reeve ❪wro❫

Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual... trust me.

tfln ▸ Cid ❪dragondive❫

I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy, preferably Cloud's.

tfln ▸ Sephiroth ❪sefirot❫

When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?

tfln ▸ Yazoo ❪velvetshot❫

I need to orchestrate an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine, so he won't be so distractingly handsome.

tfln ▸ Aerith ❪cetral❫

I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.

tfln ▸ Rufus ❪shinraheir❫

if i look at him, he starts sobbing. please come get him; he's annoying my dog

tfln ▸ Aerith ❪cetra❫

why is there a living, breathing chocobo on your front porch?

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