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Past Activity 2020 ; August

August ✦ 2020

elena ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 texting
i got something for you.

valryn melana ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 texting
I forgot what you wanted. Almond, cashew, coconut, pistachio... or cow milk?

reno ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
"can also concentrate energy on the tip of his Electro-Mag Rod to shoot projectiles." Found your profile at Wall Market, you can't deny moonlighting as a honeybee escort.

rufus ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
Did making your own currency work in bringing you self-worth, or are you still bargaining with daddy on your value?

andrea ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
Do you think it's easier to dance back into the friend zone or do you need me to walk you back there?

sephiroth ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
Hey, we just met, and this is crazy, here's a crisis hotline (###-###-####) get help maybe.

rude ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
You can strike a match off you.

roche ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
The only heat you'll get is road rash.

cloud ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
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squall ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

midoriya ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
I want you to violate me in my childhood bed.

sephiroth ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
When have you ever know me to go too far?

sephiroth ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
If you think I will not come to your house at three in the morning simply to take you down, you underestimate me.

cloud ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
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cloud ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 sexting
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kunsel ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook.

zack ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
I think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis

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rex ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
Do you ever wonder what's keeping you where you are? What's stopping you and why? Within you is infinity and it will vanish someday. Dare you waste such a gift?

sephiroth ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."

aerith ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.

tseng ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?

reno ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
any interest in drunk sword fighting later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?

shouta ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
She has my name on her bucket list. Unsure if she's planning on fucking me or murdering me. Either way, I'm not interested.

sephiroth ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
Do not put that in your mouth. Don't even try.

leon ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
That drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. It was a thrill.

shiro ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"

cloud ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 notes on the fridge
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Kaminari Denki ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 notes on the fridge
[On the fridge in the Heights Alliance dorm kitchen is a sheet of paper:

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