It wasn't my intention to mislead you

April 2021

Sat, 01 May 2021 22:37:15 GMT

April 2021

Cloud | tfln | @ bs
1. Oh no it’s bring yor chld to work day…I’m not drunk enough for this.

2. and i was just like oh shit i’m getting felt up by a 15 year old.

3. It’s a big world…..someone has to fuck it up.

4. I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow.

5. I was just referred to as ‘the margarita slut’ by an 11 year old.

6. [ Text him! ]

Sephiroth @ sefirot | tfln | @ bs
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.

Leon @ rcpd | tfln | @ bs
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.

Cloud | tinder | @ bs
✓ ✕

Sephiroth @ sefirot | tinder | @ bs
I can't believe you're trying to expand your family this way.

How desperate are you??

Aerith @ thelastancient | tfln | @ bs
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again.

Zack @ gongagahero | tfln | @ bs
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner.

Zack @ heroproceeding | tfln | @ bs
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence!

Jessie @ rasberry | tfln | @ bs
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room.

Tifa @ mylockedheart | tfln | @ bs
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.

Sephiroth @ sefirot | tfln | @ bs
extra...

Peter Lukas @ nonsolum | texting | @ bs
I have a delivery for Lukas, where do you want it?

Cloud | tfln | @ bs
1. Who masturbates to the food network?

2. I just told the sun to stop yelling at my face hung over...

3. I don't think I ever seen a pic of them on fb with their pants on.

4. The bouncer invited me to their pj party next weekend

5. [ Text him! ]

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March 2021

Sat, 10 Apr 2021 00:46:35 GMT

March 2021

Barney Calhoun @ calhoun | gen text | @ bs
Where is the drop-off point?

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February 2021

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 20:19:17 GMT

February 2021

Cloud | tfln | @ bs
1. have you ever finished a test in 30 minutes and no one else was even close to being done? Thats the story of how I got 1st class.
2. that feeling when ur wating for him to come back with a towel. thats what its like being 1st class.
3. when you're a kid and think you're struggling then come to find out it gets worse forever after adulthood. The sequel which tells the story of my quitting 1st class.
4. thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing. My upcoming made for tv series on how i turned from 1st class to freelance cross-dressing merc.
5. text him!

Cloud | tfln | @ bs
1. I lose more brain cells whenever she opens her mouth than I would swimming in mako for 8 years of my life.

2. My Dora the explorer band-aid does not cover up the shame I feel right now.

3. I found nail polish and started playing a game I made up called “paint a nail, do a shot”.

4. sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.

5. [ Text him! ]

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Past Activity 2021 ; January

Sat, 06 Feb 2021 05:01:59 GMT

January 2021

Cloud | tfln | @ bs
1. No touching allowed.

2. I sent most of the town folks to the same ER I woke up in...

3. did you nail a chicken nugget to my door?

4. I'm in the paper "drag queen dropkicks the competition out of the dungeon." The underground Colosseum is paying me extra to do this in a dress.

5. [ Text him! ]

Leon Scott Kennedy rcpd | tfln | @ bs
Don't worry about me I have a Darth Vader flashlight.

Cloud | The Midnight Texting Meme | @ bs
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Cloud | Texting Meme | @ bs
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December 2020

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 05:59:27 GMT

December 2020

Sephiroth @ sefirot | tfln | @ bs
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.

Cloud | tfln | @ bs
1. I lost all the rounds of maria kart, but I got pizza rolls out of it.

2. Why does everyone want me to meet their mom?

3. I just had an extremely erotic dream about being on the titanic with Billy Zane.

4. I cried, listening to crazy by gnarls barkley on repeat. I'm not in the mood.

5. [ Text him! ]

Leon @ rcpd | tfln | @ bs
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.

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Past Activity 2020 ; October 2020

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 05:54:30 GMT

October 2020

Cloud | tfln | @ bs
1. Now that my 6-day bender is behind me, I think I finally found out who ruined my life... and you're not going to believe this.

2. Let me get this straight... you met the guy after finding him next to your pants on Sunday morning?

3. They feed my emotional instability with glasses of wine and reel me back into consciousness with portraits of Him plastered all over their home.

4. If you squint, I'm almost not a mistake.

5. [ Text him! ]

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Past Activity 2020 ; September

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 05:46:43 GMT

September 2020

Cloud | sexting | @ bs
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Cloud | tfln | @ bs
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Leon Scott Kennedy (rcpd) | tfln | @ bs
"As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a copn, I have to tell you to not do that again."

Connor (toyboy) | tfln | @ bs
"I haven't decided what style of fashion I like, so I've been wearing the Lieutenant's clothes."

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Past Activity 2020 ; August

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 14:05:15 GMT

August ✦ 2020

elena ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 texting
i got something for you.

valryn melana ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 texting
I forgot what you wanted. Almond, cashew, coconut, pistachio... or cow milk?

reno ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
"can also concentrate energy on the tip of his Electro-Mag Rod to shoot projectiles." Found your profile at Wall Market, you can't deny moonlighting as a honeybee escort.

rufus ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
Did making your own currency work in bringing you self-worth, or are you still bargaining with daddy on your value?

andrea ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
Do you think it's easier to dance back into the friend zone or do you need me to walk you back there?

sephiroth ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
Hey, we just met, and this is crazy, here's a crisis hotline (###-###-####) get help maybe.

rude ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
You can strike a match off you.

roche ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
The only heat you'll get is road rash.

cloud ✩ fortanon 🢂 roast me
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squall ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

midoriya ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
I want you to violate me in my childhood bed.

sephiroth ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
When have you ever know me to go too far?

sephiroth ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
If you think I will not come to your house at three in the morning simply to take you down, you underestimate me.

cloud ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
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cloud ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 sexting
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kunsel ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook.

zack ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
I think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis

mmmwwdwddwdddwdawawddawawwdawawwa m w

rex ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
Do you ever wonder what's keeping you where you are? What's stopping you and why? Within you is infinity and it will vanish someday. Dare you waste such a gift?

sephiroth ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."

aerith ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.

tseng ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?

reno ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
any interest in drunk sword fighting later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?

shouta ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
She has my name on her bucket list. Unsure if she's planning on fucking me or murdering me. Either way, I'm not interested.

sephiroth ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
Do not put that in your mouth. Don't even try.

leon ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
That drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. It was a thrill.

shiro ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"

cloud ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 notes on the fridge
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Kaminari Denki ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 notes on the fridge
[On the fridge in the Heights Alliance dorm kitchen is a sheet of paper:

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ℬ𝓇ℯ𝓃𝓃𝒾𝓈𝓉ℯ𝒾𝓃𝓃 ⽘ 𝑠𝑒𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ & 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 13:26:33 GMT

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Past Activity 2020 ; July

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 12:17:59 GMT

July ✦ 2020

tifa lockhart ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
I'm invoking the "no judgments" clause of our friendship.

zack fair ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics?

leon scott kennedy ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.

cloud ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
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leon scott kennedy ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.

reno ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 texting
Remember when this happened? Then I was like this? Does it still hurt?

roche ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 texting
Found you.

leon scott kennedy ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.

sephiroth ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.

aerith ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
What I would give to become a tree and join the collective life force and single shared soul of a kind yet ominous forest.

cloud ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
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reno ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 texting
where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the face by a tourist

vergil ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 random scenario
He was given all he needs to know to get Vergil out.

tseng ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 random scenario
I am a bitchy drunk. We all know that.

cloud ✩ bakerstreet 🢂 texting
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Sun, 26 Jul 2020 13:48:14 GMT

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Past Activity 2020 ; June

Sat, 04 Jul 2020 02:15:58 GMT

June ✦ 2020

Leon Kennedy ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
If I don't end up being a booty call for Fourth of July, you wanna go to the movies?

Rufus Shinra ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
Believe it or not, I actually do have a sense of self-preservation. I just forget about it until I nearly die.

Reno ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
anyway, an ostrich attacked me today. fucking useless pieces of shitbirds

Aerith ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
She named a DRINK after me! 😱 Is that the first indication she wants to date me?

Aerith ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees

704 ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 TFLN
I woke up to 17 texts from you detailing the things you would have done for a soda.

Cloud ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
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Aerith ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
[ cat.gif. ]

Tifa ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
How do you come up with drink names?

Leon Kennedy ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 the shipping picture prompt
Once they got to the concession stand, Cloud was all but lost to the smell and sight of why he came here. The popcorn had him mesmerized.

Hojo ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
The planet told me to give you a message, but you wouldn't get it, it's too lifestream.

Constantine ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
You get rid of demons, right?

Leon ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
Who's picking Aerith up?

Sephiroth ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
You figure out how to undo what you have done?

Reno ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
🍕 2 large pizzas 1 with sausage and peperoni, 2 pizza extra cheese and marinara, 2 liter orange pop, boneless hot wings.

Elena ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
Mash Mondays at Tifa's bar. Come get Mashed.

Tifa ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
Did you know there are bar jokes?

Rude ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
You bug my house?

Vincent ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
Did you see this?

Aerith ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
[ flowerimg. ]

Cloud ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 the shipping picture prompt
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Reeve ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.

Cloud ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
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Vincent ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
I may have found someone to help you.

Reno ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
I didn't want you ever to forget.

Zack ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
We need to talk.

Sephiroth ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
[ burnf.img ] I'll take each one off you and burn them in front of you.

Reno ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
I heard you're freelancing for security gigs

Rufus Shinra ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
What's your presidential special for the upcoming holiday?

Rude ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
Professionally speaking, your partner is an idiot.

Reno ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
What happens when one of you needs a sick day?

Rude ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 texting
What do you like to eat?

Leon ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
I just realized I turned down your booty call. To make cheesecake. Sorry.

Cloud ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
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Cloud ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 sexting
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Zack ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 sexting
♥

Leon ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 sexting
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Zack ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
There's even glitter on my... well. You can imagine.

Leon ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 NOTES ON THE FRIDGE
out of milk bread coffee condoms time my mind :)

Leon ✩ Bakerstreet 🢂 tfln
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?

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Memes ; May 2020

Sat, 06 Jun 2020 16:11:27 GMT

May ✦ 2020

texting ▸ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ ☄ sᴛʀɪꜰᴇ @ bakerstreet ; Gladiolus ❪bul_wark❫ ; Rinoa ❪meteorwing❫

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the phone sex sexting ▸ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ ☄ sᴛʀɪꜰᴇ @ bakerstreet ; Aerith ❪florant❫

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the shipping picture prompt ▸ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ ☄ sᴛʀɪꜰᴇ @ bakerstreet ; Aerith ❪florant❫

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the midnight text ▸ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ ☄ sᴛʀɪꜰᴇ @ bakerstreet ; Elena ❪petitepistol❫

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the midnight text ▸ Vincent Valentine ❪lapses❫ @ bakerstreet

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ic contact ▸ Andrea ❪yolked❫

.. Hello?

city at night ▸ @ bakerstreet ;

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THE FAKE RELATIONSHIP ▸ Venom @ anothermission ;

This is such bullshit.

texting ▸ Zack ❪fair_hearted❫ @ bakerstreet

Pizza or tacos?

texting ▸ Elena ❪petitepistol❫ @ bakerstreet

Someone with your description just got kicked out of 7-11. What did you do.

sexting ▸ @ bakerstreet ; Gladiolus ❪bul_wark❫

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tfln ▸ Cor ❪immortalmarshal❫

You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.

tfln ▸ Andrea ❪yolked❫

I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis.

tfln ▸ Zack ❪backwater❫

ok but is it a violation of the bro code if bro don't remember u and maybe stole ur identity that 1 time inquiring minds need to know

tfln ▸ Red XIII❪stardustray❫

It's fine. I'll get it for you. They don't typically check my ID.

tfln ▸ Sephiroth ❪supersoldier❫

Hungover. Be in at noon. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so everyone thinks I’m in.

tfln ▸ Rude ❪stunglasses❫

Look, I need your help, not your judgment.

tfln ▸ Reno ❪emr❫

talk all the shit you want but i slept in an oversized monster truck tire last night

tfln ▸ Tifa ❪unbridled_strength❫

You are an awesome peach made of glitter.

tfln ▸ Roche ❪redlines❫

she made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. i think i'm being punished but i have no clue what i did.

tfln ▸ Rufus ❪ambitiousblond❫

The only thing Veld asked me was.... "how are you still alive"?

tfln ▸ Aerith ❪cetral❫

I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.

tfln ▸ Reeve ❪plate_builder❫

What. The. Fuck. Did. You. Do?

tfln ▸ Rude ❪looking_sharp❫

You fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?

tfln ▸ Zack ❪legacy_blade❫

This is the third time this month someone I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???

tfln ▸ Angeal ❪wingsofhonor❫

I have only been here for a week and I might contribute to a dumpster fire on accident.

tfln ▸ @ bakerstreet ;

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tfln ▸ Reeve ❪wro❫

Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual... trust me.

tfln ▸ Cid ❪dragondive❫

I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy, preferably Cloud's.

tfln ▸ Sephiroth ❪sefirot❫

When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?

tfln ▸ Yazoo ❪velvetshot❫

I need to orchestrate an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine, so he won't be so distractingly handsome.

tfln ▸ Aerith ❪cetral❫

I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.

tfln ▸ Rufus ❪shinraheir❫

if i look at him, he starts sobbing. please come get him; he's annoying my dog

tfln ▸ Aerith ❪cetra❫

why is there a living, breathing chocobo on your front porch?

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memes ; overflow

Sat, 30 May 2020 10:13:32 GMT

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ota ; rp

Mon, 25 May 2020 10:01:57 GMT

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memes ; ota

Tue, 12 May 2020 06:30:36 GMT

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Tue, 12 May 2020 06:20:07 GMT

memes... ota...

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