atoysoldier: ᴡᴇ ꜰᴇʟʟ ᴛᴏᴏ sᴏᴏɴ (🟊ᴄʟɪᴍʙ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ)
ᶜˡᵒᵘᵈ ᔆᵗʳⁱᶠᵉ ([personal profile] atoysoldier) wrote2021-05-01 04:36 pm

April 2021

April 2021



Cloud | tfln | @ bs
1. Oh no it’s bring yor chld to work day…I’m not drunk enough for this.

2. and i was just like oh shit i’m getting felt up by a 15 year old.

3. It’s a big world…..someone has to fuck it up.

4. I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow.

5. I was just referred to as ‘the margarita slut’ by an 11 year old.


6. [ Text him! ]


Sephiroth @ [personal profile] sefirot | tfln | @ bs
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.


Leon @ [personal profile] rcpd | tfln | @ bs
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.


Cloud | tinder | @ bs
✓ ✕


Sephiroth @ [personal profile] sefirot | tinder | @ bs
I can't believe you're trying to expand your family this way.

How desperate are you??


Aerith @ [personal profile] thelastancient | tfln | @ bs
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again.


Zack @ [personal profile] gongagahero | tfln | @ bs
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner.


Zack @ [personal profile] heroproceeding | tfln | @ bs
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence!


Jessie @ [personal profile] rasberry | tfln | @ bs
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room.


Tifa @ [personal profile] mylockedheart | tfln | @ bs
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.


Sephiroth @ [personal profile] sefirot | tfln | @ bs
extra...


Peter Lukas @ [personal profile] nonsolum | texting | @ bs
I have a delivery for Lukas, where do you want it?


Cloud | tfln | @ bs
1. Who masturbates to the food network?

2. I just told the sun to stop yelling at my face hung over...

3. I don't think I ever seen a pic of them on fb with their pants on.

4. The bouncer invited me to their pj party next weekend

5. [ Text him! ]

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