April 2021
May. 1st, 2021 04:36 pmApril 2021
Cloud | tfln | @ bs1. Oh no itβs bring yor chld to work dayβ¦Iβm not drunk enough for this.
2. and i was just like oh shit iβm getting felt up by a 15 year old.
3. Itβs a big worldβ¦..someone has to fuck it up.
4. I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow.
5. I was just referred to as βthe margarita slutβ by an 11 year old.
6. [ Text him! ]
Sephiroth @sefirot | tfln | @ bs
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Leon @rcpd | tfln | @ bs
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
Cloud | tinder | @ bsβ β
Sephiroth @sefirot | tinder | @ bs
I can't believe you're trying to expand your family this way.
How desperate are you??
Aerith @thelastancient | tfln | @ bs
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again.
Zack @gongagahero | tfln | @ bs
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner.
Zack @heroproceeding | tfln | @ bs
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence!
Jessie @rasberry | tfln | @ bs
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room.
Tifa @mylockedheart | tfln | @ bs
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Sephiroth @sefirot | tfln | @ bs
extra...
Peter Lukas @nonsolum | texting | @ bs
I have a delivery for Lukas, where do you want it?
Cloud | tfln | @ bs
1. Who masturbates to the food network?
2. I just told the sun to stop yelling at my face hung over...
3. I don't think I ever seen a pic of them on fb with their pants on.
4. The bouncer invited me to their pj party next weekend
5. [ Text him! ]